1 00:00:03,344 --> 00:00:05,068 - Isn't it funny how kids never turn out 2 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:07,137 the way you want them to? 3 00:00:09,344 --> 00:00:10,689 Like my son here, Brandon. 4 00:00:10,793 --> 00:00:13,758 I wouldn't call him dumb, 5 00:00:13,862 --> 00:00:16,103 but if he was in a spelling test against a rock, 6 00:00:16,206 --> 00:00:18,758 child, I'd put my damn money on that rock. 7 00:00:21,862 --> 00:00:24,275 And then this one right here is my favorite, Junebug. 8 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:27,103 And don't lie, parents, we all got a favorite kid, 9 00:00:27,206 --> 00:00:30,206 and I don't even know why he's my favorite. 10 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:32,758 Don't nobody like him but me. 11 00:00:32,862 --> 00:00:36,172 And then we have Janelle-- 12 00:00:36,275 --> 00:00:38,793 you know, that smartass kid that you would like 13 00:00:38,896 --> 00:00:42,206 to fuck up some time, always screaming about equality? 14 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:45,517 I'm like, "Girl, with all the shit you be talking, 15 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:48,586 you better be the next Rosa Angelou Obama." 16 00:00:50,344 --> 00:00:52,413 Sometimes kids let us down 17 00:00:52,517 --> 00:00:54,517 the same way we let our parents down, 18 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:57,655 and I don't know where they'll be at in the next ten years. 19 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:58,931 But one thing I can tell you, 20 00:00:59,034 --> 00:01:01,620 they're going to be the fuck up out of my house. 21 00:01:06,655 --> 00:01:08,448 - Hey, y'all. 22 00:01:08,551 --> 00:01:10,103 - We need your help. [door closes] 23 00:01:10,206 --> 00:01:12,000 So I got these numbers for the banner, 24 00:01:12,103 --> 00:01:13,034 and I was gonna put mom's age up, 25 00:01:13,137 --> 00:01:15,206 but none of us know how old she is. 26 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:17,793 - Oh, well, just put her weight up there. 27 00:01:17,896 --> 00:01:20,206 - So that number would be... 28 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:23,413 - Uh-uh, she trying to get us killed. Don't do that. 29 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,517 - Well, isn't she, like, three years younger than you? 30 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:27,896 - Allegedly. - Wait, so how old are you? 31 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,413 - Grown. 32 00:01:29,517 --> 00:01:31,206 - That doesn't help. - Mm-hmm. 33 00:01:31,310 --> 00:01:32,689 Well, put up a number in the 40s. 34 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:35,517 - You know, it's low-key sad we don't know her age. 35 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:37,310 - I didn't even know it was her birthday. 36 00:01:37,413 --> 00:01:39,551 - Yeah, I only know 'cause I used her license 37 00:01:39,655 --> 00:01:40,655 when mine was suspended. 38 00:01:40,758 --> 00:01:42,241 - Hey, y'all. 39 00:01:42,344 --> 00:01:43,310 Ashley's on her way. 40 00:01:43,413 --> 00:01:45,965 - Yes, finally a sibling with some sense. 41 00:01:46,068 --> 00:01:47,862 - Well, two out of four ain't bad. 42 00:01:47,965 --> 00:01:50,310 Does Pat know Ashley's coming? 43 00:01:50,413 --> 00:01:51,517 - No, not yet, Denise. 44 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:52,689 And y'all got to get these decorations up 45 00:01:52,793 --> 00:01:54,448 before your mama come down, now, come on. 46 00:01:54,551 --> 00:01:55,827 - Okay, we're almost done. - All right. 47 00:01:55,931 --> 00:01:58,137 Denise, did you get all the ingredients from the store? 48 00:01:58,241 --> 00:02:00,344 - Now, you know it's all in there, 49 00:02:00,448 --> 00:02:02,310 'cause I know you about to throw down tonight. 50 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:03,931 - Yeah, I got to cook up something special for my baby. 51 00:02:04,034 --> 00:02:06,517 - Yeah, well, you do know your baby 52 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:07,862 don't give a damn about birthdays. 53 00:02:07,965 --> 00:02:10,379 - I made sure I got something good this time. 54 00:02:10,482 --> 00:02:12,448 - Hey, I got her something special, too. 55 00:02:12,551 --> 00:02:13,896 Your boy finally got a job. 56 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,103 - Hey. - Hey. 57 00:02:15,206 --> 00:02:17,517 - Oh, okay, okay, okay. - Congrats, son. 58 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:21,413 - Yeah, you need some pee? 'Cause I got you. 59 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:23,413 - Why don't you use your pee to get your own job? 60 00:02:23,517 --> 00:02:28,827 - But we can't give Pat the same thing--that's tacky. 61 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:33,931 - Yeah, kind of like the time you got her those workout DVDs. 62 00:02:34,034 --> 00:02:35,275 - Oh, my God. - What? What? What? 63 00:02:35,379 --> 00:02:36,655 Pat said that she wanted to look like she did 64 00:02:36,758 --> 00:02:38,931 before she had kids. 65 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,758 - Nigga, she was 13. 66 00:02:45,275 --> 00:02:47,275 - ♪ Let's go, it's time to go ♪ 67 00:02:47,379 --> 00:02:49,655 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" 68 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:53,310 - What the hell are you doing? 69 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:55,551 - I'm looking for Terry's gift. - Why? 70 00:02:55,655 --> 00:02:57,793 - 'Cause if I find it before he give it to me, 71 00:02:57,896 --> 00:02:59,551 I can act like I like it. 72 00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:00,620 - Now, you know you can't act. 73 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:02,206 - Check this out. 74 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:06,206 "This is wonderful, Terry. Gee-willikers." 75 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:09,931 - What the fuck is a willikers? 76 00:03:10,034 --> 00:03:11,275 - I don't know. 77 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:13,103 - And why would Terry hide your gift in here anyway? 78 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:14,000 - Because he trusts Janelle. 79 00:03:14,103 --> 00:03:16,758 - Well, I sleep in here, too. 80 00:03:16,862 --> 00:03:19,034 - Damn, you right. 81 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:20,275 Where the one place you wouldn't look? 82 00:03:20,379 --> 00:03:22,965 both: The bookshelf. 83 00:03:23,068 --> 00:03:26,689 - Got his ass. - Yes. 84 00:03:26,793 --> 00:03:27,862 Yes, open it. Okay. 85 00:03:27,965 --> 00:03:31,793 - What the fuck is this? 86 00:03:31,896 --> 00:03:35,172 - I think it's supposed to be a Prada. 87 00:03:35,275 --> 00:03:39,931 - This look like a nigga named "Nada." 88 00:03:40,034 --> 00:03:40,827 Fuck it, I'm just gonna buy my own gift next year 89 00:03:40,931 --> 00:03:42,931 and put his name on it. 90 00:03:43,034 --> 00:03:45,551 - You know, and he probably paid $400 for that 91 00:03:45,655 --> 00:03:47,310 when I could have gotten him the real one for 200. 92 00:03:47,413 --> 00:03:48,965 - How the hell are you gonna get a real purse 93 00:03:49,068 --> 00:03:50,103 cheaper than a knockoff? 94 00:03:50,206 --> 00:03:52,724 - 'Cause I met this chick at Panda Express. 95 00:03:52,827 --> 00:03:54,793 [chuckles] She got the hook-up on everything. 96 00:03:57,034 --> 00:03:59,448 - You was only at Panda Express for a minute. 97 00:03:59,551 --> 00:04:00,758 - Well, you're a married woman. 98 00:04:00,862 --> 00:04:02,965 You know a lot can happen in a minute. 99 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:05,275 - Ain't that the truth. 100 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:08,517 - Well, look, I'ma go swap this one out 101 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:10,620 with a real one and put it right back, 102 00:04:10,724 --> 00:04:12,068 and he'll never have to know. 103 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:13,896 [doorbell rings] 104 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:14,793 - Pat! both: Oh, shit. 105 00:04:14,896 --> 00:04:17,551 [both speaking over each other] 106 00:04:17,655 --> 00:04:18,862 - Okay, okay. - Stop. 107 00:04:18,965 --> 00:04:21,827 Get the fuck out of here. - Okay, I'm sorry, okay. 108 00:04:23,586 --> 00:04:27,068 [together] Happy birthday! 109 00:04:27,172 --> 00:04:29,965 - Oh, who made that sign? I love it. 110 00:04:30,068 --> 00:04:31,551 - Me too. 111 00:04:31,655 --> 00:04:34,586 Now I don't have to buy another one for two, three... 112 00:04:34,689 --> 00:04:36,586 - Ten years. 113 00:04:36,689 --> 00:04:38,310 Who was at the door? - Give it to her, Brandon. 114 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:43,310 - Happy birthday. - Ashley! 115 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:47,103 If it ain't the baby who ruined my childhood. 116 00:04:47,206 --> 00:04:49,620 - If it ain't the mama who ruined mine. 117 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,793 - You look good. You lost weight? 118 00:04:51,896 --> 00:04:55,896 - Me? Look at you looking like...yourself. 119 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,793 - Who idea was this? 120 00:04:57,896 --> 00:04:59,068 'Cause I know it wasn't your dad's. 121 00:04:59,172 --> 00:05:00,965 - It actually was. - Mm-hmm. 122 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,172 - See? Don't know what the hell you talkin' about. 123 00:05:02,275 --> 00:05:05,448 Come on, girl. [smooches] 124 00:05:05,551 --> 00:05:06,448 Come on, y'all. Come on. Come on. Come on. 125 00:05:06,551 --> 00:05:08,551 - Ashley. - Ohh. 126 00:05:08,655 --> 00:05:11,068 - That's my niece. - Hey, Auntie. 127 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:13,068 - Man, it's good to see you, sis. 128 00:05:13,172 --> 00:05:15,896 - Well, back at you, Fit Rite. 129 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,517 - What, y'all told her? 130 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:21,068 - They've been telling everybody about that. 131 00:05:21,172 --> 00:05:23,551 - Mama's got a whole joke on it. 132 00:05:23,655 --> 00:05:26,241 - And look at you growing up. Do I see a mustache? 133 00:05:26,344 --> 00:05:27,896 - Oh, you know we out here. 134 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,931 - Oh, nah, you just ain't wash your face good. 135 00:05:30,034 --> 00:05:32,241 - What? 136 00:05:32,344 --> 00:05:34,241 - Bonjour,sis, ca'va? 137 00:05:34,344 --> 00:05:37,448 - Ah, ca'va bien. Et toi? 138 00:05:37,551 --> 00:05:40,655 - Here they go with this Spanish shit. 139 00:05:43,172 --> 00:05:46,000 - It's French, and it's good to see you, too, Auntie. 140 00:05:46,103 --> 00:05:47,896 - Where you been? - I know where she ain't been. 141 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,413 - Oh, Lord, here we go. 142 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,241 - We ain't seen you in a year. 143 00:05:52,344 --> 00:05:54,793 You can't call home to your mama like normal people do? 144 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,034 - Normal people don't have to get cussed out 145 00:05:56,137 --> 00:05:57,137 when they call their mothers. 146 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:59,827 - Asking you why your funky ass 147 00:05:59,931 --> 00:06:02,517 ain't call home ain't cussing you out. 148 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:05,724 - I swear, y'all act just like sisters. 149 00:06:05,827 --> 00:06:07,517 - That's 'cause they grew up together. 150 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:09,000 - Uh, sisters? 151 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:11,551 According to my uneven titties, I'm the mama. 152 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:16,344 - I thought you would have your own place by now. 153 00:06:16,448 --> 00:06:18,172 - You talking to her or me? 154 00:06:18,275 --> 00:06:19,344 - That's a damn shame. 155 00:06:19,448 --> 00:06:21,896 - Ashley, how long are you staying? 156 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,827 - Just a week. 157 00:06:23,931 --> 00:06:26,689 - That's what the other two said. 158 00:06:26,793 --> 00:06:28,689 - You talking to her or me? 159 00:06:28,793 --> 00:06:29,517 - Yes. 160 00:06:31,655 --> 00:06:34,551 - Wait a minute, is that your new Lexus outside? 161 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:36,034 - Yeah, that's me. 162 00:06:36,137 --> 00:06:37,689 - Oh, okay. 163 00:06:37,793 --> 00:06:39,310 You take a picture of me in the car? 164 00:06:39,413 --> 00:06:40,896 - Sure. 165 00:06:49,068 --> 00:06:51,620 - Stop playing before I drive off in your car. 166 00:06:51,724 --> 00:06:55,793 - Ah. [car lock beeps] 167 00:06:55,896 --> 00:06:58,379 See, that's why didn't nobody miss you. 168 00:06:58,482 --> 00:06:59,413 - Just like old times. 169 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,965 - Mama. 170 00:07:03,068 --> 00:07:05,172 - Me speak no English. 171 00:07:07,482 --> 00:07:09,310 - Ooh, let's eat. 172 00:07:09,413 --> 00:07:10,689 - Uh-uh, we got to pray first. 173 00:07:10,793 --> 00:07:12,379 - Who's gonna lead the prayer? 174 00:07:12,482 --> 00:07:14,172 - Pat should. It's her special day. 175 00:07:14,275 --> 00:07:15,862 - You sure? - Mm. 176 00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:17,793 - Okay. 177 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:21,620 Bow your head and keep one eye open. 178 00:07:21,724 --> 00:07:22,103 I pledge allegiance-- 179 00:07:22,206 --> 00:07:25,517 - Pat. 180 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:28,068 - Oh, it's been a minute. 181 00:07:28,172 --> 00:07:31,413 Lord, I know it's a nigga out there begging You 182 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:35,172 for a Gucci belt he can't afford. 183 00:07:35,275 --> 00:07:37,793 But I want to thank You for bringing my family together, 184 00:07:37,896 --> 00:07:39,862 and especially my firstborn back, 185 00:07:39,965 --> 00:07:42,344 who don't know how to use a damn phone. 186 00:07:42,448 --> 00:07:43,689 - Well... 187 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:47,310 - And can You please tell her to call on me 188 00:07:47,413 --> 00:07:48,931 the same way I call on Chick-fil-A? 189 00:07:49,034 --> 00:07:51,172 - Yes, sir. 190 00:07:51,275 --> 00:07:55,103 - Lord, I'm thankful for Brandon and, um, Junebug... 191 00:07:55,206 --> 00:07:55,482 I think. 192 00:07:57,206 --> 00:08:01,724 - She said my name first. 193 00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:04,379 - And can You please tell Janelle 194 00:08:04,482 --> 00:08:06,517 to calm that civil rights shit down? 195 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:10,551 - Why not just pray for equality? 196 00:08:10,655 --> 00:08:11,758 - Lord, do You have any angels in Heaven 197 00:08:11,862 --> 00:08:14,379 that ain't doing shit that can come down here 198 00:08:14,482 --> 00:08:16,241 and slap the hell out of my daughter? 199 00:08:18,103 --> 00:08:19,862 And I want to thank my husband for making this meal 200 00:08:19,965 --> 00:08:23,241 that gonna keep me on the toilet till my feet go numb. 201 00:08:23,344 --> 00:08:25,551 - Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. 202 00:08:25,655 --> 00:08:28,241 - Amen. all: Amen. 203 00:08:28,344 --> 00:08:30,206 - I haven't had home cooking like this in a minute. 204 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,482 - Can't get home cooking till you come home. 205 00:08:31,586 --> 00:08:34,034 Ain't that a concept? - Ooh. 206 00:08:34,137 --> 00:08:37,310 Well, I hope you all enjoy. [chuckles] 207 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,379 Denise, where you been? 208 00:08:40,482 --> 00:08:41,965 - Huh? - Food is ready. 209 00:08:42,068 --> 00:08:44,137 - Oh, I was outside smoking a cigarette. 210 00:08:44,241 --> 00:08:46,206 - For two hours? 211 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:48,689 - Well, you know, I was trying to make up my mind, 212 00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:50,689 'cause, you know, I'm wearing the patch, 213 00:08:50,793 --> 00:08:53,758 but then I didn't realize that the patch had went dead. 214 00:08:53,862 --> 00:08:58,000 So then I had to smoke two, but I let one burn down, 215 00:08:58,103 --> 00:08:59,758 so, technically, I only smoked one, 216 00:08:59,862 --> 00:09:00,827 so now I'm closer to quitting. 217 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:02,724 - What's that behind your back? 218 00:09:02,827 --> 00:09:04,068 - Say what, now? 219 00:09:04,172 --> 00:09:05,689 - What are you doing with Pat's gift, 220 00:09:05,793 --> 00:09:06,689 and where did you go with it? 221 00:09:06,793 --> 00:09:09,620 - Oh, it was so pretty, Terry, 222 00:09:09,724 --> 00:09:11,241 that I wanted to see what it looked like 223 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:13,413 out in the moonlight. 224 00:09:13,517 --> 00:09:14,758 Now I'm gonna take it back. 225 00:09:14,862 --> 00:09:17,551 - Open the gift bag, Denise. 226 00:09:17,655 --> 00:09:19,103 - Fine. 227 00:09:19,206 --> 00:09:21,586 I wanted to replace it to get a better gift, 228 00:09:21,689 --> 00:09:23,172 but then when I got it outside, 229 00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:25,551 I saw that you actually did good this time. 230 00:09:25,655 --> 00:09:27,413 - Oh, thanks. - Uh-huh. 231 00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:29,862 - Open the gift bag, Denise. 232 00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:36,379 - Ahh, I did do good, didn't I? 233 00:09:36,482 --> 00:09:41,241 - Yeah, nigga, you did. 234 00:09:43,275 --> 00:09:45,241 - Go on and put it back before you ruin the surprise now. 235 00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:47,068 - Okay. Okay. All right. 236 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,620 [sighs] 237 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,655 - Brandon, can you pass me the collard greens? 238 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:55,068 - Baby, you put your gout in these greens. 239 00:09:55,172 --> 00:09:57,413 - All right, baby. 240 00:09:57,517 --> 00:09:59,172 - You can have them back. 241 00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:02,482 - What did you put in this sauce, Pops? 242 00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:05,586 - That's that Suge Knight sauce. 243 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:09,000 I call it "manslaughter bipolar barbecue." 244 00:10:11,379 --> 00:10:12,586 - My bad, y'all. 245 00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:14,793 I had to go meet a woman about a panda. 246 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:16,379 - Did that panda eat that bamboo? 247 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:18,172 - Tore that shit up. 248 00:10:19,758 --> 00:10:23,344 - What the hell y'all talking about? 249 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,000 - Queefing. 250 00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:27,068 - Never mind. 251 00:10:27,172 --> 00:10:28,310 - What's queefing? 252 00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:32,379 - I was just about to ask you. 253 00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:35,172 - Pat, this rib right here 254 00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:38,172 is hitting harder than your first baby daddy. 255 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,448 I'm sorry, but that was good. 256 00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:44,172 You got to write that down, Pat-Pat. 257 00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,344 - No. 258 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:49,551 I want to thank y'all for this dinner. 259 00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:51,965 It was special, and I truly appreciate it. 260 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,620 - Hey, Ma, I got you a gift. - Mm, and it's a good one. 261 00:10:54,724 --> 00:10:57,103 - What is it? - I got a job interview. 262 00:10:57,206 --> 00:10:58,965 - Interview? 263 00:10:59,068 --> 00:11:01,482 - You--you--you told us you had a job. 264 00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:05,310 - Uh, you guys didn't let me finish, so that's on you. 265 00:11:06,482 --> 00:11:09,172 - When is it, son? - This Wednesday at 5:30. 266 00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:12,344 - Today is Thursday. 267 00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:14,379 - What? Damn. 268 00:11:14,482 --> 00:11:16,965 Well, I guess I'll just apply for your birthday, Dad. 269 00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:21,517 - Boy, you gonna be late for my damn funeral. 270 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:22,793 - Your funeral? 271 00:11:22,896 --> 00:11:23,517 - Yeah, 'cause you gonna be waiting on me 272 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:26,620 to CashApp you gas money. 273 00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:27,551 - Well, if you stop enabling the boy, 274 00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:30,000 he wouldn't need to borrow money. 275 00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,000 - Oh, Lord. - Excuse me? 276 00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:33,448 But this lopsided-head-ass Negro 277 00:11:33,551 --> 00:11:35,172 came out of my hot pocket. 278 00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:36,413 When something finally crawl out of yours, 279 00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:40,103 then you can comment, okay? 280 00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:41,758 - The drama. Can somebody please pass the liquor? 281 00:11:41,862 --> 00:11:43,827 - Yeah, we can pass it right on by your ass. 282 00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:47,172 You know your brain ain't old enough to drink. 283 00:11:50,034 --> 00:11:52,517 - Auntie, how you been doing in Indiana? 284 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,793 - It's been rough so far. 285 00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:58,931 You know, this dating pool is shallow. 286 00:11:59,034 --> 00:12:00,551 I actually been thinking about taking 287 00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:02,379 a little dive in the lady lake. 288 00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:03,758 - Stop lying. 289 00:12:03,862 --> 00:12:05,413 - I'm for real. 290 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,034 - Denise, you barely eat fish. 291 00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:12,862 - Well, who said I'm the one who gonna be eating? 292 00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:16,896 - Oh, hell, no. 293 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,206 You ain't about to be bringing that bulldagger shit 294 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:20,793 up in my house, 295 00:12:20,896 --> 00:12:23,413 dating bitches that look like Terry. 296 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:26,724 - I don't find that funny. - Me either. 297 00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:28,896 - 'Cause you too damn bougie to laugh. 298 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:33,103 - No, because what you said was disrespectful. 299 00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:34,862 - How was that disrespectful? 300 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,379 All I said was bulldagger. 301 00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:38,827 You acting like I'm talking about a cross-eyed motherfucker 302 00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:41,034 while a cross-eyed motherfucker is in the room 303 00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:43,000 looking at us sideways. 304 00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:47,551 - You know, I'm with Janelle. 305 00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,103 I don't like what you said either, 306 00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:52,793 'cause I would never date no Terry-looking-ass bitch. 307 00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:57,586 - Where you going? We eating dinner. 308 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,931 - You said you don't allow bulldaggers in your house. 309 00:13:00,034 --> 00:13:02,655 - What's that got to do with you? 310 00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:03,931 - I'm gay. 311 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:07,620 - Girl sit your ass down and stop playing. 312 00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:10,655 - I think she's serious, Pat. 313 00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:11,896 - I am. 314 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,655 - Serious or gay? 315 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,275 - I'm gay. 316 00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,931 - You serious? 317 00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:21,931 - Do you have a problem with me being gay? 318 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:22,793 - I don't. - Me neither. 319 00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:26,827 - Dildo. I mean, uh, ditto. 320 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:27,724 - Can we please just eat? 321 00:13:27,827 --> 00:13:29,896 - Why would you want to be gay? 322 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,827 - Want to? Nobody asks to be oppressed. 323 00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:34,172 I was born this way. 324 00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:36,068 - Not according to my ultrasound. 325 00:13:36,172 --> 00:13:37,655 - You know what? - All right. All right. 326 00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:38,896 All right. - You better get her. 327 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,551 - Why don't we all just take a breath, huh, 328 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,793 and hear each other out? 329 00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:43,689 - I've heard enough of what she has to say. 330 00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:46,068 - Ashley. - No, Brandon, I'm tired 331 00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:47,965 of her always talking like she got some moral high ground, 332 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,344 like she's perfect. 333 00:13:49,448 --> 00:13:51,965 Do you know the mess you put us through as kids, 334 00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:53,241 how we had to watch Lloyd beat you 335 00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:55,965 and then watch you fight every woman he cheated with? 336 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,034 - You didn't have to watch. 337 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,896 You could have helped a bitch out. 338 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,551 You was old enough to bite a hole in a kneecap. 339 00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:05,172 - And let's not even talk about the illegal stuff, 340 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:07,068 like you selling drugs in front of my school. 341 00:14:07,172 --> 00:14:07,793 - Hell, your teacher was going to buy 342 00:14:07,896 --> 00:14:11,275 that dope from somebody. 343 00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,034 - I mean, you did hide crack in our diapers. 344 00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:16,965 - And you shitted on my crack, so we even. 345 00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:20,344 - Look at that. Always a joke, no remorse. 346 00:14:20,448 --> 00:14:22,413 - I'm not joking. 347 00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:24,034 Have you ever tried to sell shitty crack? 348 00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:29,103 - No. Have you ever tried to smoke shitty crack, okay? 349 00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:30,586 It gets all under your fingernails, and then-- 350 00:14:30,689 --> 00:14:34,000 - Uh, I'll--I'll save you some. 351 00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:39,068 - You have no right to judge what I want to do with my life. 352 00:14:39,172 --> 00:14:40,758 You were a horrible mother. 353 00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:42,931 - [scoffs] Is that what y'all think? 354 00:14:43,034 --> 00:14:44,206 - I think the food's getting cold. 355 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:48,103 - And I think that everyone needs to calm down. 356 00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:50,655 - No, Terry, they think I'm a horrible mom. 357 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,827 Fuck all y'all. 358 00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:53,862 Get out of my face. - Pat. 359 00:14:53,965 --> 00:14:57,620 - Happy birthday, Mom. - Shut up. 360 00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:08,000 - Ashley, come move your goddamn car. 361 00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:09,482 - Y'all seen your sister? 362 00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:12,137 - Yeah, she on the porch drinking. 363 00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:13,896 - Maybe you should go talk to her. 364 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,896 - You know, this is all your fault. 365 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,137 - What? 366 00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:18,137 - You shouldn't have been talking 367 00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:21,172 about backstroking in Lady Lakes. 368 00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:22,724 - Well, how was I supposed to know 369 00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:25,000 she was already deep-sea diving? 370 00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:29,758 I just wanted an invite to the Coochie Convention. 371 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,068 - Speaking of deep-sea diving, 372 00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:33,896 y'all seen the trailer for that new "Aquaman"? 373 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,413 - Really? 374 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:39,241 - Her sexuality shouldn't even be a family discussion. 375 00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:41,896 - Which is why I'm trying to talk about "Aquaman." 376 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,206 So what's y'all favorite superhero? 377 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:49,310 - I like Shut The Fuck Up Man. 378 00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:51,724 Did Ashley tell y'all about any of this? 379 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,241 - Yeah, she told us years ago. 380 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,827 - Well, why do you think she wanted to hide it from me? 381 00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:57,931 - Probably 'cause you would have asked 382 00:15:58,034 --> 00:15:59,896 about a Coochie Convention. 383 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,793 - [scoffs, clicks tongue] This is a mess. 384 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:04,034 And what are we gonna do about Pat? 385 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,448 Maybe your gift will help cheer her up. 386 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,137 - I hope so. 387 00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:11,206 I think she's gonna really love that diamond bracelet. 388 00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:19,931 - Diamond bracelet? 389 00:16:20,034 --> 00:16:21,689 You got her a purse. 390 00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:24,137 - Yeah, but the purse was fake. 391 00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,172 I wanted her to believe that I failed 392 00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:28,758 before she found a real diamond bracelet 393 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,103 inside of it. 394 00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:36,344 - A real diamond bracelet? 395 00:16:36,448 --> 00:16:38,241 - Yeah, yeah, you didn't see it? 396 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:40,551 - Where the cognac at? 397 00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:42,655 - Uh-uh, Denise, Denise, you recovering. 398 00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:44,172 You can't drink. 399 00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:45,827 - No, I know. [chuckles] 400 00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:47,068 I just gonna smell it. 401 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,551 You know, brown liquor get you ready 402 00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:51,172 for one of two things-- 403 00:16:51,275 --> 00:16:53,827 either to fuck or to fight, 404 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,172 and I'm praying that I ain't got to do both tonight. 405 00:17:00,068 --> 00:17:02,241 - Hey. 406 00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:04,896 You mind if I sit? 407 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,517 - Sure. 408 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,620 - I'm sorry about all the stuff 409 00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:15,068 your mother said earlier. 410 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:17,137 It's not coming from a venomous place. 411 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:23,206 - That's why I haven't been able to talk to y'all. 412 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,517 - I didn't know what to expect, 413 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:25,862 especially with y'all being Christians. 414 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:28,275 - Christian? [scoffs] 415 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:32,241 Did you not hear that prayer over the food? 416 00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:35,000 [scoffs] 417 00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:37,241 Regardless, Princess, 418 00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:42,344 the greatest commandment of a Christian is to love. 419 00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:45,034 Now, I know what the Bible says about gay folks. 420 00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:47,758 Hell, Deuteronomy says if Junebug rebels, 421 00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:51,586 I can stone him to death. 422 00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:54,206 That book is full 423 00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:56,034 of all kinds of wonderful life-changing things, 424 00:17:56,137 --> 00:18:00,000 and it definitely has the spirit of God. 425 00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:01,965 But it was also written by humans 426 00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:03,275 who know how to hurt other humans. 427 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,448 - It took me so long to learn to love myself, Daddy... 428 00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:14,655 So long to feel like I didn't need to... 429 00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:17,172 fix something inside me. 430 00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:18,586 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 431 00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:22,034 Out of all those other kids in this family, 432 00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:24,620 you ain't the one that need to be fixed. 433 00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:30,793 You and your mama got a lot more in common than you think. 434 00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:33,827 Well, look, she's not perfect, 435 00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:37,034 but what do you expect from a 14-year-old mother? 436 00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:39,793 She did the best with what she had, 437 00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:41,344 and it was all for y'all. 438 00:18:41,448 --> 00:18:44,965 - I know that, but she's not 14 anymore, Dad. 439 00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:48,137 - She's still your mother, huh? 440 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:50,758 Hey, at least go and talk to her. 441 00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:53,689 - Where'd she even go? 442 00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:55,758 - I'm not sure, but her phone location is on, 443 00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:57,689 so we can find her. 444 00:18:57,793 --> 00:19:00,172 - You track her location? 445 00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:04,379 - Yeah, for safety. 446 00:19:04,482 --> 00:19:07,137 - I'm sure Mama can handle herself. 447 00:19:07,241 --> 00:19:09,551 - That's for everybody else's safety. 448 00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:17,206 - Thank you. 449 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,172 - What you thanking me for? 450 00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:22,034 - You may not be my biological father, 451 00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,724 but you've always been the best father 452 00:19:24,827 --> 00:19:26,241 I could ever ask for. 453 00:19:32,448 --> 00:19:34,551 - You really know how to make somebody cry. 454 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,896 My money wasn't wasted on that psychology degree. 455 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,137 - Okay. [both laugh] 456 00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:45,965 - You are loved. 457 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:56,931 - You know we got an audience, right? 458 00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:02,379 - Ow! 459 00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:04,172 - That's what you get for eavesdropping. 460 00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:05,965 - Eavesdropping? We didn't hear anything. 461 00:20:06,068 --> 00:20:07,931 You hear something, Junebug? 462 00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,137 - I didn't hear anything. You hear something, Brandon? 463 00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:12,206 - Well, I heard Dad say, 464 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:13,344 "What do you expect from a 14-year-old mother?" 465 00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:16,413 Then I heard Ashley said that she loved Dad, 466 00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,310 even though he never popped a seed inside of Mama. 467 00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:21,241 And then Ashley said that she was gonna go talk to Mom, 468 00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:22,448 and Dad said that he's glad 469 00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:24,275 that she didn't waste his money. 470 00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:25,310 Y'all didn't hear any of that? 471 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,275 And y'all call me the dumb one. 472 00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:37,793 - Mom is just processing. 473 00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:40,068 That's all. 474 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,379 We love you. 475 00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:44,103 - Thanks, sis. 476 00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:48,586 - Oh, look at my babies. [chuckles] 477 00:20:51,034 --> 00:20:52,034 - Hey. - What's happening? 478 00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:53,724 - Dad. - Come on. 479 00:20:53,827 --> 00:20:55,655 - Stop. - Open up. 480 00:20:55,758 --> 00:20:59,137 - Open the door. - Just like the old times. 481 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:00,482 Hello, honey. 482 00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:02,896 There are some colored people at the front door. 483 00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:07,206 - Today my birthday, y'all. 484 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:09,241 [cheers and applause] 485 00:21:09,344 --> 00:21:10,551 I'ma make this shit quick, 486 00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:13,655 'cause my husband think I'm at Walmart. 487 00:21:13,758 --> 00:21:16,068 Today was supposed to be my special day, y'all, 488 00:21:16,172 --> 00:21:17,931 but, no, my daughter had to come out 489 00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:22,724 and tell everybody she was gay and steal my sunshine... 490 00:21:22,827 --> 00:21:24,482 like she was gonna turn straight at the stroke 491 00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:27,620 of midnight or some shit, like a gay-ass Cinderella. 492 00:21:29,827 --> 00:21:32,586 But I remember my baby daddy's mother-in-law told me 493 00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:37,275 when my baby was little that she had a clit-licking spirit. 494 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,103 And I got mad, and I was like, "Bitch, fuck you. 495 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:41,379 Go baptize your wig backwards." 496 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,793 But I guess she was right, 497 00:21:45,896 --> 00:21:48,551 'cause she came out as gay, and I got to say, 498 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:50,551 I'm happy that she came out, 499 00:21:50,655 --> 00:21:52,310 because at least I know that she would never have 500 00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:55,310 to suck a real dick to get ahead. 501 00:21:56,827 --> 00:21:59,689 Oh, fuck you. Your kids suck dicks, too. 502 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,551 That's my time, y'all. I'm Ms. Pat. 503 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,448 [cheers and applause] 504 00:22:06,551 --> 00:22:08,275 - You're hilarious. - Thank you. 505 00:22:08,379 --> 00:22:09,724 - Yeah, that was great, you guys. 506 00:22:09,827 --> 00:22:10,896 - He's right. 507 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,344 - What you doing here? 508 00:22:12,448 --> 00:22:14,448 - Terry told me where to find you. 509 00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:15,896 - Can I get you a drink or something? 510 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,103 - No. 511 00:22:17,206 --> 00:22:18,517 That was a good set. 512 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:21,586 - Thanks to you, I got five minutes of new material. 513 00:22:22,862 --> 00:22:24,655 - I just wanted to come apologize. 514 00:22:24,758 --> 00:22:25,448 - For what? 515 00:22:25,551 --> 00:22:27,482 - Calling you horrible. 516 00:22:27,586 --> 00:22:29,241 I know you sacrificed a lot. 517 00:22:29,344 --> 00:22:31,000 - Thank you. 518 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,896 - You don't have anything else you want to say? 519 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,551 - Mm-mm. 520 00:22:37,655 --> 00:22:41,206 - Not a "sorry"? - Mm-mm. 521 00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:43,000 - You called me a bulldagger. 522 00:22:43,103 --> 00:22:44,344 - No, I didn't. 523 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:46,896 I told Denise not to be acting like a bulldagger. 524 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,586 - So you're just gonna keep saying it? 525 00:22:48,689 --> 00:22:49,896 - I didn't mean any of that stuff. 526 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,586 You dropped a bomb on me. 527 00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:53,275 - Up there, you just said you already knew who I was. 528 00:22:53,379 --> 00:22:55,724 - I mean, I kind of knew who you was 529 00:22:55,827 --> 00:22:57,379 when I walked in and caught you sucking 530 00:22:57,482 --> 00:22:58,379 on your Barbie doll titties. 531 00:23:00,862 --> 00:23:03,655 But, hell, I thought it was a phase. 532 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:06,620 I didn't know you was gonna grow up to suck real titties. 533 00:23:06,724 --> 00:23:07,827 - Do you know how much weight 534 00:23:07,931 --> 00:23:09,551 that would have taken off me if I knew that? 535 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:10,482 Why didn't you say anything? 536 00:23:10,586 --> 00:23:12,724 - I was hoping it would change. 537 00:23:12,827 --> 00:23:14,896 I didn't see stuff that way, okay? 538 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,206 I wanted you to do stuff I couldn't do, 539 00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:19,551 like go to college, date men, 540 00:23:19,655 --> 00:23:21,758 have kids, get married. 541 00:23:21,862 --> 00:23:25,034 - You literally did everything on that list but college. 542 00:23:26,275 --> 00:23:28,965 - Look, I'm sorry, you know, 543 00:23:29,068 --> 00:23:31,379 I didn't respond with rainbow confetti, 544 00:23:31,482 --> 00:23:32,896 but you was born a Black woman. 545 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,344 Ain't that hard enough? Why add to it? 546 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,482 - The addition was not my choice. 547 00:23:37,586 --> 00:23:39,551 You got to take that up with God. 548 00:23:39,655 --> 00:23:41,137 All I want is to be happy. 549 00:23:41,241 --> 00:23:42,758 Why can't that be enough for you? 550 00:23:42,862 --> 00:23:43,793 - I want you to be happy, but, hell, 551 00:23:43,896 --> 00:23:45,655 it ain't like I got my own feelings 552 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,482 like I did something wrong? 553 00:23:47,586 --> 00:23:48,379 - Did something wrong? 554 00:23:48,482 --> 00:23:50,724 So I turned out wrong to you? 555 00:23:50,827 --> 00:23:52,793 - That's not what I'm saying. 556 00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:57,965 - I just came to apologize. 557 00:23:58,068 --> 00:24:00,758 - Ashley. Ashley! 558 00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:13,206 - Ah, welcome home, drama queen. 559 00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:15,551 Where is Ashley? - I don't know. 560 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,137 - Wasn't she at the club? - Yeah. 561 00:24:17,241 --> 00:24:19,862 - Hmm. Well, what-- 562 00:24:19,965 --> 00:24:21,517 - I don't want to talk about it. 563 00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:22,862 - Well, you know what? 564 00:24:22,965 --> 00:24:26,000 I got something that's gonna cheer you up. 565 00:24:26,103 --> 00:24:28,655 Close your eyes. 566 00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:34,172 - You better not put your dick in my hand. 567 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:41,586 - Shut up and take the gift. 568 00:24:48,206 --> 00:24:49,965 - Oh, how wonderful. 569 00:24:50,068 --> 00:24:53,034 Gee-willikers. 570 00:24:54,655 --> 00:24:56,172 - What the hell is a "williker"? 571 00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:59,620 - Nothing. Thank you. 572 00:24:59,724 --> 00:25:00,931 - Are you disappointed? 573 00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:03,000 - It's fake. 574 00:25:03,103 --> 00:25:05,034 - Look inside. 575 00:25:10,758 --> 00:25:12,344 - Oh, my God. 576 00:25:12,448 --> 00:25:14,344 - You like it? 577 00:25:14,448 --> 00:25:17,413 - If it's real. 578 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,310 - Yeah, it's real. 579 00:25:18,413 --> 00:25:21,413 - You don't seem too happy. 580 00:25:21,517 --> 00:25:24,586 - It's beautiful. I'm just still thinking about Ashley. 581 00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:25,965 - You know, baby, 582 00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:28,310 I don't think you handled that too well today. 583 00:25:28,413 --> 00:25:30,620 - I know, but I was just-- 584 00:25:30,724 --> 00:25:34,034 - Life and death lives in the mouth of a parent. 585 00:25:34,137 --> 00:25:37,241 And as for us, we got to choose life. 586 00:25:37,344 --> 00:25:40,000 The rest of the world already got death on lock. 587 00:25:41,862 --> 00:25:43,931 - I know. I need to call her. 588 00:25:44,034 --> 00:25:45,241 - I love you. 589 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:48,275 - Love you, too. - Oh, baby. 590 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,724 - Y'all--y'all know where the Epsom salt at? 591 00:25:53,827 --> 00:25:56,137 - What the hell happened to you? 592 00:25:56,241 --> 00:25:58,172 - And why are you limping? 593 00:25:58,275 --> 00:26:01,827 - Two pandas tried to jump me in the alley. 594 00:26:07,103 --> 00:26:09,000 - Tried, my ass. 595 00:26:09,103 --> 00:26:11,689 They beat the panther out that coat. 596 00:26:16,689 --> 00:26:18,724 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 597 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,724 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 598 00:26:20,827 --> 00:26:22,689 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 599 00:26:22,793 --> 00:26:24,758 ♪ And you can't get enough 600 00:26:32,482 --> 00:26:35,517 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 601 00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:37,344 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 602 00:26:37,448 --> 00:26:39,310 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 603 00:26:39,413 --> 00:26:41,689 ♪ And you can't get enough 604 00:26:41,793 --> 00:26:43,172 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 605 00:26:43,275 --> 00:26:45,862 ♪ Raising kids 606 00:26:45,965 --> 00:26:49,034 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman 607 00:26:49,137 --> 00:26:55,034 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪